The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like “I think there’s a secret elite group of people who control everything” and you can tell them “actually you’re not completely wrong, it’s just not a secret group of people, it’s a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open” and they’ll be like “hmmn I don’t think it’s THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories”
They’ll be like “I heard there’s a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country” and you’ll tell them “I mean yeah that’s what the Epstein files are about” and they’ll say “no I’m pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually”
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play
As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??
believe it or not, we liked that more
its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it
i just got a super predatory debt collection letter. it was for a $113 debt from citizens bank, who i had an account with when i was 16 (20 years ago). the letter appeared to be an offer to cancel the debt if i paid them $22.75. HOWEVER, the actual wording is, “The amount of the debt is $113.77 and we will accept $22.75.” so, no MENTION of canceling the debt, but the implication is there because many collectors of current debt offer to settle for a percentage.
at the bottom of the letter, it says: “Because of the age of your debt, we cannot sue you for it and we cannot report to any credit reporting agency. In many circumstances, you can renew the debt and start the time period for the filing of a lawsuit against you if you take specific actions such as making payments on the debt or making a written promise to pay.”
basically… i don’t owe this money anymore, the debt is so old they can’t legally sue me for it OR put it on my credit report, BUT if i take their generous offer of paying them $22.75… they can sue me for the full amount because making a payment makes the debt current.
no thanks, jefferson capital systems llc.
always, always read the entire letter! it is so important because of semantic awfulness like this!
While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It’s never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you’re watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn’t a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
“Charlie Kirk did not deserve to be assassinated, but I’m overwhelmed seeing the flags of the United States of America at half-staff calling this nation to honor and venerate a man who was an unapologetic racist.”
– Pastor Howard-John Wesley, Alfred Street Baptist Church
the “mandatory paternity test at birth for every child immediately because women are lying whores and paternity fraud is the most commonly committed fraud there could ever be” misogynists are so funny. who is paying for that? are you paying for that? terrified of this evil bitch’s grand conspiracy to defraud your bum ass of $30 a week? paternity fraud hysteria and demanding DNA tests has been a major manosphere talking point and it is so funny watching men fuck around and find out. your wife left you because you insinuated your child was not yours and demanded she pay for a paternity test? good. uninvolved deadbeats will demand a paternity test and then continue to want absolutely nothing to do with their child even when it is established they are 100% without a doubt the biological father. they just wanted to make sure they were neglecting the right kid.
“freedom of speech is under attack by the libs because a single fascist debater who had been speaking freely for 12+ years was assassinated yesterday. don’t think too hard about us redacting much of American history from the museums or threatening to hold back funding from the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children if they didn’t remove parts of their website discussing LGBTQ issues effecting children and edit their articles to deadname missing trans children.”
